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Discord alerts when your newsletter’s price levels hit

GuruWatcher is a $99 one-time, self-hosted tool that reads concrete price levels from newsletters you provide, looks up the market on a timer while Keep checking is on, and pings your Discord when a check sees a hit. It runs on your computer, never places orders, and is not investment advice.

Who this is for: readers of paid macro/technical newsletters that print concrete price levels. BYO sources — not affiliated with any publisher. GuruWatcher (guruwatcher.com) is not Watcher Guru and is not affiliated with watcher.guru.

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Download is a Mac (Apple Silicon) DMG or Windows zip — no Python. Intel Mac / Linux: source zip (needs Python 3.10+). Runs only while your computer is awake and Keep checking is on (timer polls — not tick-by-tick). Optional 24/7 (uses the source zip + CLI, not the packaged app): cheap Hetzner guide.

How it works

Think of it as a babysitter for price levels from your newsletter.

  1. Your newsletter email arrives — or you forward it into a mailbox.
  2. GuruWatcher reads it and stores concrete prices, like “SMH buy $525–530”.
  3. You turn on Keep checking — by default it looks up live market prices about every 5 minutes (email about every 15 minutes; both editable).
  4. If a check sees a level was reached, it pings your Discord. Off = not looking = no alerts.

This is / isn’t

This is This isn’t
Looks up market prices on a timer and pings Discord when a check sees a hit A trading bot or broker — it never buys or sells
Your sources and your own Discord webhook A Macro Charts reseller or bundled newsletter feed
Needs Keep checking left on (and the computer awake) Instant tick-by-tick alerts with the app closed
Runs on your computer — your data stays local A hosted cloud that watches prices for you 24/7 by default

What you get

Example Discord cards

Illustrative alerts from a personal operator setup — the same card shape you’ll get on your webhook with your sources. Not a Macro Charts product or resale feed; BYO sources only. Alert-only — no orders.

Discord alert for QQQ: GuruWatcher started watching a price level, with the source newsletter and an alert-only footer
A new alert — GuruWatcher started watching a price level your newsletter printed. Footer: alert-only. Click image to enlarge.
Discord alert for KOSPI: a newer newsletter update replaced an older price level
An updated alert — when a newer newsletter changes a level, the newer one replaces the older. Click image to enlarge.

Buy

One toolkit. $99.

With Keep checking on, GuruWatcher looks up market prices on a timer (~5 min by default) and pings your Discord when a check sees a newsletter level was reached. Off = no lookups. Alert-only — never trades.

After you pay: Stripe returns you to a thank-you page with an immediate download — the macOS app (DMG, Apple Silicon), the Windows app (portable zip), or the source zip (up to 5 downloads for the Mac/Windows apps, 3 for the source zip, within 7 days of checkout). Open the app → connect Discord + email → Start Keep checking. Packaged apps need no Python install.

One-time $99. Digital goods: no refunds once the download is delivered (Terms).

macOS app is Developer ID notarized + stapled Windows is Authenticode-signed — first run: browser "Keep", zip Unblock, SmartScreen "Run anyway" (why)

If something is genuinely broken, use Support (support@guruwatcher.com). Keep checking must stay on or nothing looks up prices — leave the computer awake, or use the optional cheap Hetzner server guide for 24/7 (24/7 on a server uses the source zip + CLI, not the packaged app).

Trust

Alert-only BYO sources You own content rights No orders

Quick answers

More questions → FAQ

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